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All Caps Magnet

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The official magnet of people who were calm five minutes ago and have since been betrayed by reality.
At first glance, it’s a magnet. A simple mobile reminder to help get you through this catastrophic excuse for a timeline.
This magnet is perfect for mornings when:
- Your alarm goes off, and you take it personally
- Someone asks if you’re “a little stressed.”
- The printer jams for the third time
- Society continues to exist in your general vicinity

WARNING:
Use of this magnet may result in:
- Neighbours learning your opinions through the walls
- Increased sarcasm damage
- Sudden appreciation for tiara-wearing cats
- Escalation from “slightly annoyed” to “full Donut” in under 30 seconds

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
3″×3″ 3 3
  HEIGHT (cm) WIDTH (cm)
3″×3″ 7.6 7.6

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