All Eyes on Me Tank Top
Regular price
$28.11
Listen up, crawlers.
Be mesmerized by a tank top that commemorates one of the most emotionally devastating, mana-shattering, absolutely regal performances ever witnessed in the dungeon: the moment Princess Donut took the stage at The Butcher’s Masquerade and performed “All Eyes on Me” like a glitter-covered apocalypse given feline form.
Witness Donut in full Queen Ann Chonk regalia:
Rhinestone tiara? Obviously.
Murder in her eyes? Constantly.
Emotional vulnerability hidden beneath layers of diva rage? Against her will.
Printed in glorious high-definition chaos, this tank captures the exact second half the audience fell in love with her, and the other half burst into tears, spontaneous combustion, or both.
WARNING: Wearing this tank may cause:
Sudden confidence
Compulsive jazz paws
Aggressive eye contact
Uncontrollable urges to yell “MONGO IS APPALLED!”
Buy it before the system monetizes breathing.
Be mesmerized by a tank top that commemorates one of the most emotionally devastating, mana-shattering, absolutely regal performances ever witnessed in the dungeon: the moment Princess Donut took the stage at The Butcher’s Masquerade and performed “All Eyes on Me” like a glitter-covered apocalypse given feline form.
Witness Donut in full Queen Ann Chonk regalia:
Rhinestone tiara? Obviously.
Murder in her eyes? Constantly.
Emotional vulnerability hidden beneath layers of diva rage? Against her will.
Printed in glorious high-definition chaos, this tank captures the exact second half the audience fell in love with her, and the other half burst into tears, spontaneous combustion, or both.
WARNING: Wearing this tank may cause:
Sudden confidence
Compulsive jazz paws
Aggressive eye contact
Uncontrollable urges to yell “MONGO IS APPALLED!”
Buy it before the system monetizes breathing.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |