"Cheese Sticks" Unisex t-shirt
Regular price
$28.78
Some battles are fought for glory. Some are fought for survival. And some are fought because the dungeon AI has finally pushed things too far.
Featuring Carl's legendary enchanted war gauntlet wrapped in battle-worn banners, this shirt immortalizes one of the most unforgettable lines from the series:
"Fuck the Cheese Dicks."
Whether you wear it as a statement of defiance, frustration, or solidarity with every crawler who's ever been subjected to the dungeon's particular brand of madness, this design says exactly what needs to be said.
Bold, unapologetic, and instantly recognizable to fellow fans, it's the perfect shirt for conventions, game nights, or reminding the universe that you've had enough of its nonsense.
Features:
Fantasy-inspired artwork featuring Carl's iconic gauntlet
Soft, comfortable fit
Guaranteed to earn knowing nods from fellow crawlers
Suitable for standing against overwhelming odds, eldritch horrors, and bureaucratic absurdity
Warning: May result in spontaneous quoting, laughter, and unexpected conversations with other fans.
Featuring Carl's legendary enchanted war gauntlet wrapped in battle-worn banners, this shirt immortalizes one of the most unforgettable lines from the series:
"Fuck the Cheese Dicks."
Whether you wear it as a statement of defiance, frustration, or solidarity with every crawler who's ever been subjected to the dungeon's particular brand of madness, this design says exactly what needs to be said.
Bold, unapologetic, and instantly recognizable to fellow fans, it's the perfect shirt for conventions, game nights, or reminding the universe that you've had enough of its nonsense.
Features:
Fantasy-inspired artwork featuring Carl's iconic gauntlet
Soft, comfortable fit
Guaranteed to earn knowing nods from fellow crawlers
Suitable for standing against overwhelming odds, eldritch horrors, and bureaucratic absurdity
Warning: May result in spontaneous quoting, laughter, and unexpected conversations with other fans.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |