Donut's Titular Crop Top
Regular price
$47.08
Royalty Has Entered the Crawl!
This woman’s crop top features Donut center-stage during her legendary “All Eyes on Me” performance at The Butcher’s Masquerade — fur immaculate, jewels sparkling, enemies emotionally compromised. The front graphic radiates pure diva energy while the back proudly displays her full, completely necessary, absolutely non-negotiable title in all its glorious excess:
Grand Champion, Breed Winner (regional), National Winner, Best in Dungeon, Warlord, Princess Donut, the Queen Ann Chonk
Because if your title doesn’t require an extended pause for dramatic effect, what are we even doing here?
The “Titular” crop top is soft, lightweight, and designed for:
Dungeon delving
Public intimidation
Karaoke supremacy
Looking amazing while the world collapses
Casually reminding people you outrank them socially, spiritually, and probably legally
Pairs perfectly with:
Fishnets
Combat boots
Existential dread
*Glitter not included.
This woman’s crop top features Donut center-stage during her legendary “All Eyes on Me” performance at The Butcher’s Masquerade — fur immaculate, jewels sparkling, enemies emotionally compromised. The front graphic radiates pure diva energy while the back proudly displays her full, completely necessary, absolutely non-negotiable title in all its glorious excess:
Grand Champion, Breed Winner (regional), National Winner, Best in Dungeon, Warlord, Princess Donut, the Queen Ann Chonk
Because if your title doesn’t require an extended pause for dramatic effect, what are we even doing here?
The “Titular” crop top is soft, lightweight, and designed for:
Dungeon delving
Public intimidation
Karaoke supremacy
Looking amazing while the world collapses
Casually reminding people you outrank them socially, spiritually, and probably legally
Pairs perfectly with:
Fishnets
Combat boots
Existential dread
*Glitter not included.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |