Donut's Titular T-shirt

Royalty Has Entered the Crawl!

This Basic Black Tee features Donut center-stage during her legendary “All Eyes on Me” performance at The Butcher’s Masquerade — fur immaculate, jewels sparkling, enemies emotionally compromised. The front graphic radiates pure diva energy while the back proudly displays her full, completely necessary, absolutely non-negotiable title in all its glorious excess:

Grand Champion, Breed Winner (regional), National Winner, Best in Dungeon, Oakfel, Champion of Nekehebit, Warlord, Princess Donut, the Queen Ann Chonk

Because if your title doesn’t require an extended pause for dramatic effect, what are we even doing here?

The “Titular” crop top is soft, lightweight, and designed for:

Dungeon delving
Public intimidation
Karaoke supremacy
Looking amazing while the world collapses
Casually reminding people you outrank them socially, spiritually, and probably legally

Pairs perfectly with:

Fishnets
Combat boots
Existential dread

*Glitter not included.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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