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Earth to Cytheria

Karen's Unisex T-Shirt

Karen's Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $33.78 CAD
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Some days call for patience. Other days call for coffee, deep breathing, and a firm reminder that nonsense will not be entertained.

This shirt delivers the message so you don't have to. Whether you're navigating workplace drama, surviving family gatherings, or simply protecting your peace, "Not Today, Karen." lets the world know that your tolerance meter is currently out of service.

Soft, comfortable, and packed with just the right amount of attitude, it's perfect for anyone who believes boundaries are a beautiful thing.

Warning: May cause eye-rolls, nervous laughter, and a sudden decrease in unsolicited opinions.

Ideal for: Office warriors, retail veterans, exhausted parents, customer-service survivors, and anyone who woke up and chose serenity over chaos. 😌☕

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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